December 2009
99 posts
“Sonia I wanna be your big, strong man.”
– The Great and Powerful R-oz
damn you know what i jsut realized...
i really love sonia. :)
@hamaiiloves
y u so tired sone?
Mary talking about mrs. stevens...
roz: yeah i didn't turn it in
but i was just gonna come
to her later and pretend
they got seperated and
beg her forgiveness.
mary: oh you know she'll just be like,
"well you should've turned it in
blablabla *bad hair do*
blablabla *bad outfit* "
Roz and Mary!
roz: i love you mary.
mary: mmm yeah you bes!
roz: oh well! aren't you just a sweetheart on wheels!
mary: on wheels?! hahahahaha i never heard that one before!
*laughter* *laughter* *laughter*
roz: yeah I'm creative.
mary: yeah creative in being psychotic! *laughter*
roz: oh aren't you just on a roll!
mary: apparently since im on wheels!
*laughter ensues*
me, myself, and i...out loud
me: get off of the internet
me: do your homework
me again: get off tv...interweb..
me: wait what?
me once more: get off tumblr
me: stop clicking the next page button!!!!!
me, myself, and i: help meeeeee!!!!
tumblr...
you’ve ruined my life, academically. *sigh* goondnight.
It is SO cold, oh lawd.
allielovesyou:
Okay, I know it gets down to the negatives in a bunch of places and it snows and storms and rages and what have you. But I am from sunny southern California and it is 42 degrees Fahrenheit and I am so freezing cold. IT IS COLD HERE. Come on, it’s the sunshine state !—what, Florida is the sunshine state ? No, fuck that. California is supposed to be sunny and warm and...
definition of tumble...
to fall helplessly down, end over end, as by losing one’s footing, support, or equilibrium; plunge headlong: to tumble down the stairs.
If this is the definition of tumble what would the definition of to tumbl As in “to post something on tumblr?”
Used progressively in the sentence:
“Are you doing your homework?”
“No i be tumlbing.”
Any ideas?
“I like pancakes, I like pancakes. They make me a happy Peter. I am happy. I am...”
– Peter Griffin (words to live by)
On Mary's first phone she could change the color...
mary: on my first phone you could change the cuh...fuc...cuhlas
roz: the fuck what?!
roz and mary: laughter
roz: mary u b laughin on me?
mary: i b what?!
roz and mary: laughter
mary: o no i didn't meant to use profanity!
*laughter*
roz: i must tumbl this little chat
end.
mom said...
“So for your birthday where are you gonna get pannies and meddies at?” She meant mannies and peddies. lol (manicures and pedicures)
After community service at the food bank picking...
“On your resume you should put, I’m a bonified box crusher!”
“We’re not heartless people, we’re christian folk!”
– mary gutierrez
innovations in food...
today mary invented a new snack. The strawberry shortcake on the go. It’s a simple recips; you place a strawberry half ona vanilla wafer and enjoy! :)
“Well, we’re all a little weird and when we find those people whose weirdness is...”
– Boy Meets World (via daydreamingatnight)
